PURIM CARNIVAL 2007

BRADLEY SIMON ORIGINAL [Yeah.. It's ya' boy Brad Simon out of NYC representin' the blue and white. Imma do it down for you real simple. You know, you know. Representing the 6 sided star. Uh Lets Go!!]

I'm bringing Jewish Back (OY)
These Muslim haters don't know how to act (OY)
Not all your people are completely whack (OY)
Israel's the 'ish you got a prob. with that? (OY)
(TAKE EM TO THE TEMPLE!)

Jewish babe.....
You see my history I was once a slave...
To the Egyptians but they misbehaved.....
Moses showed Pharaoh them 10 nasty plagues....(LE'CHAIM)

CHORUS:
Shalom girl (Go ahead, Oy vey with it)
Come to the J (Go ahead, Oy vey with it)
V.I.P. (Go ahead, Oy vey with it)
For your temple seats (Go ahead, Oy vey with it)
Lemme see who you're prayin for (Go ahead, Oy vey with it)
Torah's in the top drawer (Go ahead, Oy vey with it)
My yarmulka is fresh and white (Go ahead, Oy vey with it)
I can go all night (Go ahead, Oy vey with it)
AND..
Imma sexy Jew (and I got a nice nose) (x8)
UH

I'm bringing Jewish back (OY)
These Catholics hate on me, what's up with that? (OY)
Jesus was Jewish got a prob with that? (OY)
Ask Adam Sandier, he'll say that's a fact.
(MATZAH BALL SOUP)

Jewish bro.....
Mel Gibson's psycho that's all you should know....
And he knows better than to mess with me....
Bradley Simon, fresh outta NYC....
(STATEN ISLAND. MAZEL TOV WHATSUP ?)

(CHORUS)

MUSIC PAUSE

UH.. YOU READY? [UH] YOU READY (YES I M) YOU READY? LETS GO]

I'm bringing Jewish back.
Most of these religions don't know how to act.
But I love you all and that's a fact.
Hate on me now, what's up with that?
(UH UH UH BAR MITZVAH)

CHORUS

[YEAH YEAH ILL SEE YOU ALL AT TEMPLE TOMORROW MORNING.
SHABAT SHALOM.
PEACE]

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